People's Hot Takes On Crimes Against Food

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mattstaff
Oct 1, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

There are certain food combinations that immediately make the stomach grumpy just even thinking about it. Apparently, there are some wild folks out there that are rocking their pasta dishes with ketchup and mayo. Like, excuse me? What is this? I get that sometimes you've got to make do with what you have when the finances are tight, but please, do what you can to steer clear of ketchup pasta. There has to be another way. Check out some more cursed foods right from the jowls of heck over here.

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    Font - Thefakeblonde · 17h 3 2 Awards People who pick up an expensive bit of steak at the supermarket. Take it to the checkout, change their minds, shove it somewhere instead of putting it back so the $20 of meat has to be thrown away immediately. Wasteful. G Reply 4 8.6k 3 +
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    Rectangle - darkknight21212 · 18h People (mainly on cooking shows) who think adding chocolate to something is a good idea. Especially when that something is seafood. 6 Reply 4 2.9k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - GhettoSauce • 23h 3 5 Awards No seasoning at all. Not even a pinch of salt. G Reply 1 9.5k 3 ...
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    Font - Jasonhopkins99 · 23h Not sure if it would rise to the level of a crime, but adding certain powdered spices at the very end of cooking, close to when you turn the heat off. Most spices need to be added in the beginning to allow them to bloom, get rid of the raw taste and really blend with the other ingredients - this would go for cayenne, cumin, coriander powder etc. G Reply 1 1.8k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - GatoradeNation • 18h actually doing what the ramen noodle cup says 6 Reply 4 753 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Friendly-Bottle-6109 · 22h More of a beverage than food, but I knew quite a couple of people that would enjoy iced coffee and lemonade together. G Reply 365 ...
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    Rectangle - RandomPomegranate · 18h 1 Award Four words: Two cups vanilla extract G Reply 1 2.9k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ties_shoes · 14h When people do not warm their flour tortillas. + G Reply 1 585 ...
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    Font - Altruistic-Stable-15 · 16h 1 Award I was in the Marines so I got to eat a lot of interesting things. I'm sure (Most} all service members that have indulged in the delectable MRE known as 'Vegetarian Omlet' aka 'Vomlet' would agree... This menu item is a diabolical creation worthly of an actual crime. Although the side items are decent. G Reply 4 1.4k 3 ...
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    Human body - lamRick_Deckard · 23h Fake sickly sweet balsamic on everything. Give it a rest already and stop ruining your salads. Reply 4 761 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ehwhoknowss • 1d I saw someone eat pineapples with Mayo once at school and it should be considered a war crime G Reply 1 4.9k 3
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    Font - Thatweird_box_artist · 14h Mustard in chocolate milk (four word horror story) 6 Reply 1 208 + ...
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    Font - Snackrattus • 18h Microwaving mayonnaise or tomato sauce.
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    Font - amazingusername8 · 23h Putting ketchup on pasta. 6 Reply 1 366 ...
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    Font - Bboy47lee · 23h Dipping oreos in water because you dont have milk. G Reply 1 119 3
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    Font - Kunkyskunts · 20h Grilling burgers and not putting the cheese on the burger while it's on the grill or toasting the buns. G Reply 1 202 3 +
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    Font - hammer_head_99•1d Cashews on pizza Edit: and adding anchovies on pizza G Reply 1 167 3 ...
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    Font - Alexis_J_M•13h Boiling vegetables to mush. G Reply 4 573 3 ...
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    Rectangle - The_Vigilante20 · 14h I put Tabasco sauce on almost everything I eat (eggs, scalloped potatoes, macaroni and cheese) and I've been told that it is a crime against food. But if that's true, why does it taste so good? G Reply 195 ...
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